Chicks are evil

Posted on June 27, 2008 at 12:04 p.m. Posted by Fonz

I'm noticing more and more that when girls get a phone call, they leave the room, and talk in secret. When guys get a call, they are comfortable jabberin' away in front of everybody. I have a theory on why who is this is.

-Chicks eavesdrop on every single phone call -ever. If it's none of their business, they make it their fuckin business. So naturally, as a defense mechanism, the cunning female species tries to avoid other people listening to their convos by hibernating in a safe environment until the phone call has subsided. Guys, on the other hand, don’t pay attention to stupid boring crap, and are therefore not expecting that "other people" aka "nosey attractive humans with vaginas" would ever have any interest in stupid boring crap either, yet they do.

...just an observation.




Comments

  • On June 27, 2008 at 4:29 p.m. Singer said

    Or, maybe it's just you, and they are always talking about you when they are on the phone around you, and therefore they must leave the room to giggle instead of being embaressed to praise you in all of your awsome glory. It must be the cut off jean shorts. Ayeeeeeee......





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