Rants

Ever get one of those letters (or emails, bulletins, etc) that says some stupid shit like "now that you've read this, you have to send it to 30 billion people within 10 seconds or your balls will be run over by chimp in a tractor at ten thirty"???

K... So, basically, if you don't do whatever they request, you get a curse. Hmmm. It doesn't matter if youre superstitious or not, you GOTTA know that its bullshit. Come on, people... There's no frickin karma here. This is some little kid messing with you. They dont have super powers. If the letter had been written by a voodoo practitioner, Gandolf the grey, or an ugly gypsy woman, you might not be laughed at for forwarding this awful bullshit. But trust me, those stupid frickin chain letters are not written by anybody special. Theyre written by idiots. Dont be scared when a little 10 yr old tells you that your love life is gonna suck for the next three years. They have no control over it. Get it?

Stop forwarding chain letters. Please. They are so annoying.

Now read this out loud five times fast or your eyes will burst into flames and Sanjaya from American Idol will bad-touch you when you sleep.