Rants

Lately, I've been noticing girls checkin out my package. I have a bad (yet rewarding) habit of staring at cleavage, but it's never obvious. Every now and then I get caught, and they totally give me the smirk - like "hey, bud. i see you checkin my honkers out..." but no big D...

So what's up with chicks doin it back now? They are kinda obvious, too. Like, you'll be having a convo and theyre just staring right at your junk. -and half the time, they dont even realize theyre doing it. I'll move it a little from side to side, and theyre eyes totally follow it. It's so funny!

Anybody else getting an eyefull on their bulge?