Darth Vader
Posted on Nov. 17, 2008 at 4:15 a.m. Posted by FonzHow did Darth Vader eat and drink? Did they have to "Force-Feed" him? hehe get it? And did he ever clean himself? It's not like he could take showers and stuff... If I had to smell my own festering filth every day and I didn't have a way to drink a beer every now and then, I'd probably be a dickhead too.
How did Darth Vader eat and bath himself? I don't know about you, but if some 6 foot 5 guy walked up to me, breathing all loud and having his breath stink like a babies diaper, i would be pretty freaked out too. Then, not to mention i'll bet the guy smelled like a t shirt after being worn during football practice, then left in your locker for the rest of the season. You'd pull it out, and it was stiff as a board, and it smelled like it could burn off the hairs in your nostrils.... Maybe the real force was not making a face when he walked in, and he was not choking people, but they were gasping from air after being in a room with a guy who probably hasn't showered after 18 years or so of being stuck in a big black suit. I'll bet if you mixed the smell of baby diapers, left over indian food sitting out in the sun, and a sweaty hollowed out fake leg, and big foot's dick you may get a taste of what darth vader really smells like. He smells like Sex Panther.